Long-Form Penis Cactus for sale
Pamper yourself with a bizarre and beautiful plant. The Long-Form Penis Cactus for sale (Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose) will blend into your houseplant collection weirdly yet harmoniously. It is for you if you appreciate nature’s unusual sense of humor.
This cactus gets its name from its unmistakable form – columnar, bulbous, and segmented in ways that make even botanists raise an eyebrow. Its phallic shape is the result of a genetic mutation (a monstrose growth pattern) that causes irregular development and distinctive protrusions. It resembles a living sculpture with no two cacti being the same.
Your size options range from small (approx. 4″) to large (up to 9″). The cost is $25-$110, depending on the selected size and shape.
This Long-Form cultivar is not meant for garden beds or patios. It is an indoor-only plant that works best for:
- People who can’t spend tons of time caring for cacti
- Eccentric collectors
- Anyone who believes that nature has a sense of humor
This cactus may flower and bloom to capture the eye every time you look at it.
Buy Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose
You can easily get your hands (probably not literally) on the Penis Cactus with Cactus Mystics. Buy this Trichocereus Bridgesii Monstrose to add an odd kind of dignity to your room. Wherever it lives – on your shelf or gaming table – the Penis Cactus reflects the keeper’s taste in flora.
To take care of this plant, you should:
- Make sure it receives plenty of sunlight
- Water occasionally
- Ensure that your pot is well-drained
You don’t have to be a collector or a botanical expert to order the Penis Cactus (Long-Form). This cultivar redefines what a houseplant can be. If you want to own something rare and unrepeatable, purchase the Penis Cactus (Long-Form) online – now available in all its awkward glory.
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